Stop and Smell the Roses

A guest took these photos of some of our roses...

Makes you want to go, huh?

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods

“Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?” Jay Leno

“I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" Jay Leno

“[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.” Jeff Foxworthy

“And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.” Dennis Miller

“There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, ... Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians.” Tim Allen

“Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.”

"Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.” Wes Westrum

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